So, the other day I was testing some search engine strings for Jeff’s new site to make sure that we had gotten rid of or redirected all the remaining bits of his old site. One of the strings was “wedding photographer homestead” (the Homestead is an uber-nice resort here in Virginia), and looking over the first page of results I checked out these two sites:
weddingphotographer.homestead.com
professionalphotographer.homestead.com
I had to do a double take. It turns out they’re both the same photographer, just different portal pages. Now, I’ve come across my fair share of websites that look like they are from 1995, but these were special. I never thought it was possible for a site to look like it was made BEFORE the internet was widely used, in say…1983. Here are a few highlights I’m sure you’ll notice:
MIDI reditions of “I will always love you” AND “You belong to me” that play automatically upon page load (there may be others lurking if you explore deeper)
Use of both the ‘Marquee’ AND ‘Blink’ html tags, which I thought had long ago died in a fire
Gratuitous animated GIFs, the likes of which nobody has seen since Geocities went belly-up
“Click Here” on almost every single hyperlink (really?!)
Enraptured, like I was staring at some creature long-thought extinct, I explored a bit further checking out a few of the “reciprocal links”: Fort Laramie Trading Post, Fix All, and the Fort Laramie American Grill
Was this real? Had I died and gone to pre-AOL internet heaven?
Turns out all these businesses are in the same town, Fort Laramie, WY, and the sites (and there are more of them too) were all created by the same company, Affordable Advertising.

I couldn’t find dates on any of these pages to see if they are in fact “current”, but this snippet of code gives some insight, if not more confusion (don’t try and look and the rest of the source though, your head may asplode):
!doctype html public “-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN//2.0″
html
head
meta http-equiv=”Content-Type” content=”text/html; charset=windows-1252″
meta name=”Generator” content=”Microsoft Publisher 98″
Now, I’m not trying to be snarky at all by posting this stuff…I just feel that it’s almost like a museum; a now-rare slice of americana (and the internet) dying to be shared with those who can appreciate it.
Let me know what other gems you find.