I’ve never received any kind of alcohol through the mail before. Last week Christina’s friend Syrhan sent her a bottle of wine from wine.com via UPS. After two failed delivery attempts because we weren’t home and apparently someone 21+ has to sign for it, we finally got it and laughed out loud when we saw one of the labels on the box:

“Do not deliver to an intoxicated person.”

Now, I could maybe understand this if UPS delivered at like 10 or 11pm, when most people tend to drink. But the UPS guy usually rolls up in the late morning. Who would be so drunk before noon that they wouldn’t be able to sign for a bottle of wine? I guess maybe someone who orders themselves alcohol from the internet…

Oh yeah, and the driver didn’t even card Christina, even though she could pass for a high-schooler. I imagine that after having to come back to our place 3 times he just wanted to be rid of the stupid thing.

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